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August 11, 2004
Science Fiction/Double Feature
Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man
Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace It Came From Outer Space
And this is how the message ran...
Science fiction, (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) Forbidden Planet
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show
I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the Runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But When Worlds Collide, said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills
Like a...
Science fiction, (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) Forbidden Planet
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show
I wanna go - Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
By R.K.O. - Wo oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
In the back row - Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
November 27, 2003
Hard Years in the Big City
By Dr. Millar and the Beet Club
i owed money all over town
felt like i could not leave the house
without letting somebody down
i just went out for something pretty
for my wife
you know it broke my heart
to see her looking so low down
those were hard years
in the big city
i just went out
for something pretty
for my wife
hoping in the years to come
we would both look back upon
those hard years
as the best years of our lives
you know me
i never did no one no harm
but there i was out on the street
dancing to keep warm
i went in for some coffee
just to warm my hands and feet
when a woman walking out
dropped her money beside me
those were hard years
in the big city
i just went out
for something pretty
for my wife
hoping in the years to come
we would both look back upon
those hard years
as the best years of our lives
i never stole a womans money before
but i saw no one was looking
so i picked it off the floor
and i peeled myself off twenty
and i peeled off twenty more
and i threw the rest on the ground
and i legged it out the door
those were hard years
in the big city
i just went out
for something pretty
for my wife
hoping in the years to come
we would both look back upon
those hard years
as the best years of our lives
i bought my wife
a hat and gloves
and a chicken with the change
and i went home and i told her
things would never be the same again
cos things just are the way they are
and theres no one to blame
i was doing what i had to do
ill never feel ashamed
of those hard years
in the big city
i just went out
for something pretty
for my wife
hoping in the years to come
we would both look back upon
those hard years
as the best years of our lives
October 27, 2002
Doctorin' The Tardis
by The Time Lords (aka KLF)
[HEY]
Dr. Who! [HEY] Dr. Who
Dr. Who! [HEY] The TARDIS
Dr. Who! [HEY] Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
{Exterminate!}
{Bosh Bosh Bosh, loads of money} ???
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha
Dr. Who! [HEY] Dr. Who
Dr. Who! [HEY] The TARDIS
Dr. Who! [HEY] Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
{You wot?}
(You wot?)
{You wot?}
(You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
{Exterminate!}
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha {We obey no one}
Who ha ha ha ha {We are the serpriour beings}
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) The TARDIS
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
{You wot?}
(You wot?)
{You wot?}
(You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
{You wot?} (You wot?)
ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha {Bosh Bosh Bosh, loads of money} ???
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha ha ha
Who ha ha
ha ha ha
ha ha ha Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) {THE DALEKS} The TARDIS
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. {THE DALEKS} Who! (HEY) The TARDIS
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc {THE DALEKS} Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc Dr. Who
October 17, 2002
Hey Goldmember
by Foxxy Cleopatra
Solid gold.
Solid gold.
It's gold!
It's gold!
It's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's solid gold, baby.
It's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's solid gold, baby.
He's got the Midas touch, but he touched it too much.
Hey, Goldmember!
Hey, Goldmember!
He's got a golden pad. He's super-bad.
Hey, Goldmember.
Hey, Goldmember.
Goldie, goldie, goldie, go, go, go.
Goldie, goldie, goldie, go, go, go.
Goldie, goldie, goldie, go, go, go.
Goldie, goldie, goldie, go, go, go.
He's got the Midas touch, but he touched it too much.
Hey, Goldmember!
Hey, Goldmember!
You're gettin' down tonight. You're dynamite.
Hey, Goldmember!
Hey, Goldmember!
Cause that's the way - uh huh, uh huh - he likes it.
Uh huh, uh huh.
Goldmember...he loves it.
Cause that's the way - uh huh, uh huh - he likes it.
Uh huh, uh huh.
Goldmember...he loves it.
He's got the Midas touch, but he touched it too much.
Hey, Goldmember!
Hey, Goldmember!
He's from the Netherlands. That's where he learned to dance.
Hey, Goldmember!
Hey, Goldmember!
It's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's solid gold, baby...
(It's solid gold baby!)
It's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's solid gold, baby...
(Goldmember's so solid!)
It's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's solid gold, baby...
(So, so, so, so, so, so solid!)
It's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's solid gold, baby...
(It's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's gold, baby.)
(His member's so gold...yes it is!)